if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
NIALLS HAIR IS NEARLY THE LENGTH OF SUMMER 2012 BRING OUT THE FIREWORKS WE’RE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A PARTY
